haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

virginsacrificer:

when i was a kid i used to go to crowded places and pretend to sneeze really loudly so many ppl wud say “bless you” to me and feel like a celebrity even in just 2 min

curnstain:

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

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previouslysane:

zuulie:

imtitsmcgee:

deffinitely

defiantly

difinately

definantly

definately

detinafey

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surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

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azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

hyclropump:

hyclropump:

I just burned my tongue on my laptop

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im very lonely

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious